- Shou: Now, because of the air pollution of Earth, the O-Zone layer is breaking, the atmospheric temperature is rising, if it keeps going on at this rate, our future will be in trouble. That's why I don't drive (laughs)
- Tora: Is that your excuse? (laughs)
It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”
- Friend: Well, wow! She's beautiful.
- Friend: Look at her legs, oh my.
- Friend: She's got pretty lips
- Friend: Her skin seems so... Flawless.
- Friend: She's just... Gorgeous.
- Friend: She seems perfect.
- Me: ...
- Friend: Wha- Why are you grinning like an idiot?
- Friend: Is everything ok?
- Me: ...
- Me: Oh, don't worry. I'm just happy you finally discovered your true sexuallity ♥.
I should be doing my homework, instead I’m on tumblr! Yays! XD
- historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
- historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
- historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
Solid Snake Fail.
Tora of the Opera.
Trolls AKA Staff.
Tanoshingo Impersonation. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL3tRKaZhwA )
I will never again refer to the 4th day of my week as “Thursday.” “Thursday” is now boring, bland, and obsolete. Henceforth, that day shall be referred to as…